Seven years since its announcement and the world still hasn't had a playable sniff of this digital Sasquatch. This, people, is a delay of Wembley Stadium proportions, a vanished masterpiece reduced to conspiracy theories and whispered rumours on website forums. Now it's late 2004 and there's still no sign of DNF. Can't wait!"Į3 ends and the clock ticks once more. Whaddya gonna do? Save the world by yourself? Ooh, yes," yell the fanboys. Duke plays pinball, buys food from vending machines and kicks the ass of anyone who looks at him funnily.įinally, a voiceover poses a question to the attentive audience. There's our hero, hornier than a Viking hat shop, flinging money at strippers, sporting bazookas and mounting motorbikes. There's a breathtaking Las Vegas cityscape, the camera swooping in and out of casinos, dazzling explosions and grotesque creatures. And what a trailer it is! Pure Duke-ness seeps from every pore. After ogling this actor and his impressive assets, a crowd of assorted fanboys gather around a TV screen to chow down on a visual feast.Īfter four years of absence, Duke Nukem (sexist mofo, alien killer and all-round destructive lunatic) has finally returned - and here, at E3 2001, is a video for his long-awaited sequel, Duke Nukem Forever. Alongside this walking steroid are two scantily clad ladies who shake it' whenever their master commands.
A meathead with dyed blonde hair wields a big plastic shooter at anyone who dares cross his path.
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